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Show me a smile then. Don't be unhappy. Can't remember when. I last saw you laughing. This world makes you crazy. And you've. taken all you can bear. Just call me up. 'Cause I will always be there

8/28/2025 11:18:58 PM

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29Niku "Mr. Sankaku" BJJ Gi - White

Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gangway
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

8/28/2025 9:25:39 AM

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Inverted Gear "Beer Leads To Pressure Passing" Rash Guard

Workin' hard to get my fill everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time Some'll win, some will lose some are born to sing the blues Whoa, the movie never ends it goes on and on and on and on

8/26/2025 11:28:31 PM

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93brand Casual Jiu Jitsu Gi Pants

Great news! I am giving away my Mac Book Pro. It's about 4 years old, but is still in great condition. I recently purchased a brand new one and would love to bless someone with my old one. Comment your phone number and like this post and tell me why you should be the one to take this home.

8/21/2025 11:31:03 PM

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Continuous Flow Reapshow Rash Guard

I'm giving away my 2020 MacBook Air, which in great condition and comes with a charger. Since I've recently upgraded to the 2022 model, I'd like to pass this one on to someone who could really benefit from it. Kindly reply and like this and follow with your info if you think you should be the new owner.

8/20/2025 11:16:59 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda BJJ Gi - Blue

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8/19/2025 11:25:39 PM

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Progress Unknown Koi Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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8/19/2025 1:19:09 AM

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Scramble "Burning Tiger" BJJ Gi

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8/17/2025 11:13:37 PM

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8/17/2025 2:19:15 PM

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8/15/2025 11:39:03 PM

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8/14/2025 11:13:19 PM

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Parry "Tiger" Short Sleeve - Turquoise

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8/14/2025 8:17:32 PM

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8/13/2025 9:05:11 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda BJJ Gi - White

Ding

8/11/2025 11:38:26 PM

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Continuous Flow "Arm Bar-bee" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Dongs

8/10/2025 11:42:53 PM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - Black

If you are going to buy Inverted Gear, get it straight from them… otherwise the communists will murder more pandas.

9/24/2021 11:47:10 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

Does this work to hold up my moobs?

9/22/2021 12:22:28 AM

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Tatami Essential BJJ Gi - Black

Yeah the comment section really has ot been very good lately… I guess making fun of our weight isnt funny anymore? Is it just sad? Or played out?

9/14/2021 11:33:07 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

So some of us were to slow to get the armbar soap the other day. Also My coach said I smell really bad and that inhave something called Marsa and ring worm. I dint believe in outer space and i think i would know if inhad worms or not. My mom checked me for them and she said I didnt have any.

9/13/2021 11:52:08 PM

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Tatami Competitor BJJ Gi - White

Life hack! If you buy two A2H gis, you can cut them, sew them together and make an a2 ultraH.
You know for us brown belts who are 5'4, 285. I mean white belts who got burger grease all over our belts and they turned brown.

9/9/2021 1:13:57 AM

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Senso Shoto Gi - Black

The skulls represent all the children I will devour in the tiny grapplers classes until I get my Armbar soap...

9/5/2021 1:55:53 AM

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93brand Wild Tiger Spats

So this week we have had pandas, tigers, snack bags, and some tights that will only fit 1% of us on here.
BJJhq we demand magical Armbar soap to help wash away all this fat and shame we have acquired over the past few weeks.
Please...

9/4/2021 2:07:31 AM

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Tatami Jiu Jitsu Gear Bag - Blue

Eat Breathe Sleep JiuJitsu... the Alpha douche equivalent of Live Laugh Love.
I want a restored barn door in my kitchen with this saying on it, forget the bag.
I guess I could use the bag to hold my Twinkies and mid-training Big Macs.

9/2/2021 11:41:34 PM

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Inverted Gear Limeade Rashguard

For every rash guard sold, Inverted Gear will save one panda from being executed by the communist.

9/1/2021 11:03:11 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

That's not Armbar soap. I told them yesterday to sell Armbar soap. Well I guess I'll go another week without showering.

8/28/2021 11:32:23 PM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - White

I just really wish that they could sell some of that magical soap so I can finally bathe. I hear that Armbar soap not only washes away germs and bacteria, but it will also wash away the shame I feel after I suck down 4 Big Macs, 40 nuggets, and two milk shakes and then roll around for a few minutes trying to get my go pants off. So bjhq will you please sell some soap?

8/27/2021 11:16:58 PM

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93brand Standard Issue "Royal Gold" Grappling Tights

I have been trying to log in for so long now. I finally lost a little bit of weight so now my fingers aren't that fat anymore. What size do you guys recommend for someone who is 5'4 285?

8/27/2021 1:05:58 AM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - White

That's what she said?

8/27/2021 11:18:29 PM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - White

Armbar soap will help get those stains out

8/27/2021 11:17:46 PM

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Tatami Jiu Jitsu Gear Bag - Blue

Hey guy... when you say bad things about yourself p, you only hurt yourself. You are beautiful just the way satan has made you.

9/2/2021 11:42:26 PM

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Tatami Jiu Jitsu Gear Bag - Blue

Put it on a restored barn door, or on an old milk can.

9/2/2021 11:43:52 PM

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Senso Shoto Gi - Black

No... no they don't...

9/5/2021 1:56:21 AM

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Senso Shoto Gi - Black

As long as you go for a week, take 5 years off, gain 250 pounds, and then go back to telling everyone what a bad ass you once were while you eat a Big Mac while your partner tries to drill the technique your coach showed that you didn't see because you were to busy getting diabetes and heart disease.

9/5/2021 1:58:27 AM

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Senso Shoto Gi - Black

No the gi 100% has an effect on how you roll. When I wear my AP gi, I feel so cool and I just ooze confidence... and grease...

9/5/2021 1:59:55 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Spats 2-PACK

Well looks like i srill cant shower…

9/11/2021 3:23:07 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

In other words… can we get some armbar soap?

9/13/2021 11:52:33 PM

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Tatami Estilo Black Label BJJ Gi - Blue/Blue

When you are north south on top, put your groin firmly on their forehead to assert dominance. When on bottom, inhale deeply and say “mmmmm, you smell like my dad.”

9/22/2021 11:04:29 PM

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Tatami Estilo Black Label BJJ Gi - Blue/Blue

Or quit and take up zumba instead.

9/22/2021 11:04:49 PM

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93brand Cafe Jiu Jitsu Long Sleeve Rashguard

Or ends in -iami

9/23/2021 11:19:18 PM

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Continuous Flow "Arm Bar-bee" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

How would farmers fertilize their crops?

8/10/2025 11:43:35 PM

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Continuous Flow "Arm Bar-bee" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

That's because I bought all of them and will be selling them at the flea market

8/10/2025 11:46:01 PM

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Continuous Flow "Arm Bar-bee" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

No. I sold all of them at the flea market last week.

8/10/2025 11:45:38 PM

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Continuous Flow "Arm Bar-bee" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I sold dope shit to some school kids and got chased by the cops once.

8/10/2025 11:45:14 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda BJJ Gi - White

I'm hoping I can fit into my a5 by the end of summer

8/11/2025 11:39:27 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda BJJ Gi - White

I'd get an a4 just so you can store burritos and goldfish in your pants underneath

8/11/2025 11:38:57 PM

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Nation Athletic "Rising Dragon" Rash Guard

So do I... So... Do... I...

8/16/2025 12:21:15 AM

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Nation Athletic "Rising Dragon" Rash Guard

I hate myself... Even more now... Good thing I have all these hot local singles in my area to make me feel better!

8/16/2025 12:34:56 PM

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Continuous Flow Reapshow Rash Guard

It's an ADCC laptop, not an IBJJF laptop, everything is legal!

8/20/2025 11:52:34 PM

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